Dear Drake,

First things first, shout out to you. You're doing big things, homie! The single is a smash, and no new artist has garnered as much fan fare as you have thus far in 2009. Radio spins are CRAZY. You just performed on the '09 BET Awards, which is GIANT for an unsigned artist (since then you've inked a deal with Young Money Records, BIG.) Your career is moving at a speed that I'm sure no one - not even you - could've imagined! Congrats!

Now with all that said, why'd do you have to go and do some nonsense like this? You've got the hottest song in the country right now, everybody watching you, and this is what you do? THIS? No disrespect to 'Ye (who directed the video) but this is totally not what we expected. One of our associates said it may have been sabotage. It has been said that you are what Kanye West would be if he could sing. Could 'Ye have been a little jealous of all of your recent attention? Could that be why this video, aside from the big-breasted models and their super-tight, low-cut tank tops, is so BORING? Hmmmm. I smell a rat!

Watch your back!

Ca$h