What you are looking at folks is an unadulterated TRAVESTY!! Yes, that is Ne-Yo standing next to the spooky-white Scott Storch. The two were photographed at Club Mansion in Miami the other night. We totally understand now why some people feel that they simply cannot leave the house without a hat (shout out to LL Cool J). And is it just us, or does it look like this fruit loop gets his eyebrows done? And you wonder why people question your sexuality...

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